Isn't Homestuck technically something like Twine? You have a mini freakout for a good while, playing with fantasies of becoming just as great as Andrew Hussie, but you stop because you're a fifteen-year-old girl with an overactive imagination. \n\n[[Download|Download]]

Besides, this Twine thing could be a virus anyway. \n\nBut you get the files with absolutely no damage done to your computer. You're freaking estatic. \n\n[[Finally open Twine.|Finally open Twine.]]

You calmly search for the missing file like a normal human being. Hmm. It seems like it's not there. \n\n[[Consult the internet for help.|Consult the internet for help.]]

No no no no no this can't be right. Something's messed up. Calm the hell down, man, it's gonna be cool. It's gonna be alright.\n\n[[Consult the internet for help.|Consult the internet for help.]]

What's a msvcp71.dll file? And why is it missing? Oh. This isn't going well. \n\n[[Calmly search for the msvcp71.dll file.|Calmly search for the msvcp71.dll file.]]\n\n[[Freak out.|Freak out.]]

Oh my God it's so beautiful. \n\nYou sit in awe of the simplness of the whole thing before realizing you have no idea for a story. \n\nBut you suddenly get one, and it goes a little like...this.

Like that's a totally sane thing to do. If you open your mouth, you'll be publically humiliated. So you begin searching through the dregs of Google circle emails that have been posted for all to see and hope you don't meet any trolls. \n\n[[Read for half an hour while you start to freak out again.|Read for half an hour while you start to freak out again.]]

One day, while doing your usual browsing rounds of Tumblr, you discover something called Twine. You've always loved writing stories, so what do you do?\n\n[[Recall Homestuck|Recall Homestuck]]\n\n[[Scroll Past|Scroll Past]]

You sift through a few useless things, even consider pirating Windows 8 to fix this issue. But...what's this? One tiny video with barely 100 views might have your answer. You open the link and are faced with a download like for the msvcp71.dll file and something else you're not even sure of.\n\n[[Do the internet-safe thing and X out of the program immediately.|Do the internet-safe thing and X out of the program immediately.]]\n\n[[Be an idiot and download the files which may or may not be viruses.|Be an idiot and download the files which may or may not be viruses.]]

Of course you do. Your stomach is almost in a knot, you're so fREAKING HAPPY. You wait for the files, face twisting into different shapes and pray that your parents won't ask what the hell you're doing. \n\nYou dig through your files and open it, and...you're kidding me. \n\n[[What?|What?]]

Discovery

You go to the website and click the download link with with gleeful abandon. \n\n[[Open Twine.|Open Twine]]

You're not internet-safe, you're a teenage girl on a mISSION, DAMMIT. \n\n[[Download file.|Download file.]]

disturbedmartyr

You're an idiot. \n\n[[Download file.|Download file.]]

You are not going to freak out. Nope. Not at all. Deeeeep breaths, there you go. You haven't found jack though, so you go to your last resort. \n\n[[Search YouTube.|Search YouTube.]]

What the hell are you doing? Of course you don't. You reblog that bad boy and click the link to download. \n\n[[Download|Download]]